Garfield On The Oil Crisis
A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC!!!
Any Questions???
NO? Didn't think So.
I can't think of a more accurate appraisal of the situation.
ReplyDeleteGreg
Even Odie is more intelligent than the dipsticks in DC....
ReplyDeleteHAHA, this is (sadly) true!
ReplyDeleteLisa
Literally lol over this one. It was really good and so true.
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