alas, poor regina, we all knew her well. it is assumed that she passed on to the nether world last week on friday the 13th..
it was said that loud noises were heard coming from her abode.......then the lights went out, and silence ensued. when police arrived, there were no traces of regina anywhere.
it was first thought that regina had had enough of the roommate from hell, and had taken matters into her own hands. but there were no traces of the roommate in the home either. no blood was found at the scene, but they still have not ruled out murder.
regina is survived by her daughter, and two cats, who some say have gotten very, very fat of late. the cats have gone to live with the daughter.
having found no body, there will only be a memorial service in honor of our friend regina.
it has been said that invitations to the memorial were sent out today, one of which was sent to the poor deceased's ex landlord, who recently evicted her from his premises. all hope he will attend the event.
black roses have been requested for the memorial, as well as everyone is to wear their favorite halloween costume.
if you wish to donate money in regina's memory, do so to the cat's "lifestyle fund" at CATSFIELD FIRST BANK.
23 comments:
i bid very sad ado miss regina she will be missed, but lets all pary down at the memorial, because all that knew her she would want it that way. very interesting story i did like it and it has a very clever twist and i hope i havent given it away! kudos to regina great story. happy halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxox
Oh poor Regina!
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ahhh it must bea sad day for you. Poor Regina and her poor kitties. Lori
you scared me when i started reading this....I hope you are allright....?
Well, atleast the cats were well fed. LMAO!!
She will be missed, sad she had to go that way though. Let's Party! WhooYah!
Lahoma
So sad...(getting kleenex to dry eyes and blow nose)! She will be missed?
Now is someone going to have FOOD afterwards and if so where will this be? (again drying eyes-blowing nose). Hope the food tastes good. I will attend the memorial in my GUMBY costume. Poor Regina-I bid you adoo....do-do we get any food after the service?
hehehehehe
Sharon
Well it sounds like you went down fighting? lol
NOT amusing!! Perhpas it's 'cuz it's been one of THOSE days, but I don't think this is funny at all...... pbbbt!
LMAO @ Sharons comment
Sharon, you wouldn't be one of those people that only frequent funerals to get fed now would you?
Regina,
PLEASE contact me memedecarlis@aol.com, This may be a story but IM quite concerned, IM not laughing Please IM sincerley worried.
Pamela
Hey Regina, get back on here when you can! My prayers are with you!
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Hmmmm, Sounds to me like maybe it ought to be a pity party???
boy those cats must have been realy hungry!!!!!!!!!! i am going as a werewolf . will there be any dogfood at the party? woof woof! lol . xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Boy Regina do you have a sense of humor? Paula
I took this as a joke as first but seeing the date you posted it, I am now worried. Why have you stopped posting? Are you o.k.? Please let us know.
I'll keep my fingers crossed for a resurrection, in the name of custom jewelry. Pretty creations, I checked them out through your AOL profile link.
~Brian
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Regina,
I miss you so much. Hope you get a place to live soon and can get back online. ::::sigh::::
Your friend,
Sharon
the only thing i have to say is i miss you so much regina and truly care for you with all my heart! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo michael
I can not believe that you have not come online thru the local library to let peeps on this stooopid box know that you are still alive and "ok"!
Perhaps to peeps who don't know you and your affections for the Florida Keys, it wouldn't matter so much. But there are peeps here, in this stooopid box, who DO know you & it woulda been nice had you made some kind of effort on their behalves. (I know, I know, you don't hear from me in forever, and then when you do, it's b*tch, b*tch, b*tch. But you know it's only 'cuz I care!)
I heard thru the grapevine that you are in a hotel or motel or some kind of place such as those. I dunno how you are affording it! Have you gone to your pastor and told him your situation? I think it's sad when a preacher can't help his parishioners when they have extreme situations happen to them in Life.
My mexican roommate has decided to move and if I dont get a new roomie in her in 3.5 weeks, I'll be in the same boat as you. There are huge waiting lists for HUD housing here, and even then, there is only one apt. complex I can apply for here in Ventura County. Kinda scary. I figure if nothing else, we can do the shelter thing again.
I can't even imagine having to move again; just like what happened with you. It's amazing how similar and yet how different our lives are! I just pray this one isn't a breaking point. Lord knows, it's been tough. I know you understand when I say I am tired of living on the edge!
Well, if and when you see this post, please gimme a call. 805-583-3423. Either the trusty old calling card, or collect if you have to. I dont mind; would just like to know that you havent lost it!! Know that you are not alone in your struggles and that even tho we may not know why, there is a reason for everything; Keep your faith strong and He will see us thru!
GOD BLESS! Me
relax there illustratedfrog, she is alive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know! and i give her all my praise because she is hanging pretty tough considering her situation at hand. and i am very very proud of her1 xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo michael
Thank You, Mikey ~ You're a doll :-D
My consolations arrive late & from far away.
Nevertheless, i do arrive...And throw my fervent
Prayers in your direction. Regina was b'ful
& good things will soon come to you.
Strength, Courage & Beauty
I HAVE READ NOT COMMENTING MANY TIMES SINCE THIS WAS POSTED. I DONT KNOW IF IT CAN STILL BE RECIEVED OR EVEN IF THERE IS GOING TO BE MORE TO THIS JOURNAL BUT ONE PERSON STILL THINKS AND WAITS LOOKING HOPING. AND PRAYING THOUGH IT SEEMS SOME PRAYERS R NOT BEING HEARD FAST ENOUGH.
KNOW THAT I CARE AND I AM HOPING THINGS WORK FOR U AND UR KITTIES.
IN RESPECT ALWAYS AND MORE
AARON
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